TITLE: Diary of the Gone
AUTHOR: Ivan Amberlake
PUBLISHER: Self-published
AVAILABILITY: Amazon (Kindle), Amazon (paperback)
GENRE
Young Adult - Horror/Paranormal
Creepy but not gory or particularly violent. Appropriate for young readers (reminded me a bit of Goosebumps).
REVIEW
Diary of the Gone is a creepy little horror novella about a fifteen-year-old boy, Callum, who sees ghosts of the dead. The only thing he can do to keep them away is write about them in his diary - which is what the title refers to (he calls the ghosts "the gone"). But then, his visions start touching the real world when a boy from his school vanishes, and he starts seeing the boy's ghosts. And when Callum's own friends start disappearing, he realizes he can't run from his curse any longer...
Ivan Amberlake is a fine writer with a gift for bringing settings and emotions to life and transport you into his world. The haunted environment in which Diary of the Gone takes place ... creepy swamps, chilling spirits, shiver-inducing visions... really stand out, and Callum's sometimes tortured, sometimes deadpan, always tense voice makes him come alive. And the plot intrigue - the disappearing kids, secrets from the past - keep the story moving forward. It's a short, quick read, and I enjoyed every moment.
As far as young adult books go (and I've been reading a LOT lately), Diary of the Gone slides right into the category while avoiding the pitfalls that often come with it. No overlong whining here - the tight nature of the novella won't allow for it. While the premise (boy seeing dead people) isn't totally original, it hardly matters in this context. I love a good ghost story, and sometimes, I just want a good old-fashioned chiller. And what was great about this book was that it wasn't TOO horror-y. There were plenty of scares, but no gratuitous gore or violence. The fear was achieved through suspense rather than shock, which was great.
So if you're looking for a quick, creepy paranormal read, I highly recommend that you give Diary of the Gone a try.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Ivan Amberlake is the author of The Beholder, an urban fantasy novel. He's a member of Breakwater Harbor Books, an author's collective, and a book blogger for Book Reveal.
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Monday, April 14, 2014
REVIEW: Braineater Jones / Stephen Kozeniewski
TITLE: Braineater Jones
AUTHOR: Stephen Kozeniewski
PUBLISHER: Red Adept Publishing
AVAILABILITY: Amazon (Kindle), Amazon (paperback), Audible (audiobook), and other online retailers
GENRE
Horror - Noir/Mystery
REVIEW
Click here to watch the Zigzag Timeline video interview with Stephen Kozeniewski
AUTHOR: Stephen Kozeniewski
PUBLISHER: Red Adept Publishing
AVAILABILITY: Amazon (Kindle), Amazon (paperback), Audible (audiobook), and other online retailers
GENRE
Horror - Noir/Mystery
REVIEW
Full disclosure: Red Adept Publishing, which published Braineater Jones, is also my publisher for the Jane Colt series, and I know Steve personally. The below represent my honest opinions. Man, I hate writing disclosures.
Okay, now that I've gotten that over and done with, let's get on with this review, which I've been meaning to post since the book came out in October 2013 (sorry, Steve!).
Imagine waking up with amnesia – with no clue as to who you are, where you came from, or what the hell you're doing in some rich guy's pool. Now, imagine realizing you're actually dead… well, undead. A zombie. You'd have a hellova lot of questions.
This is what happens to the titular character in Stephen Kozeniewski's novel, Braineater Jones, which follows the investigations of a man – well, zombie man – trying to figure out what the devil happened to him. Who is he? Who killed him? And why? Not knowing even his own name, he adopts the moniker "Braineater Jones" even though in this world, "Braineater" is a derogatory term for zombies.
Let me elaborate on the world a bit, because it merits a bit of explaining. Kozeniewski's story takes place in a gritty 1930s American city, though which one is unspecified. The setting is a nod to film noir, inspired by old black-and-white Humphrey Bogart movies. Prohibition is in full effect, and fedoras are in fashion. In a paranormal twist, this city is also the home of zombies. No one knows exactly how these zombies come into being – dead people just kind of wake up and start wandering around. However, their sentience is dependent on alcohol. Without booze, the zombies become mindless monsters who attack living humans – hence "braineater." And so the zombie community congregates in an underground speakeasy, run by a mysterious master.
Braineater Jones is written in a cynical, tongue-in-cheek voice with ample use of exaggeration and sarcasm. The whole story is very pulpy, and the author himself has said that it's not meant to be taken too seriously. It's pure entertainment, full of humor, plot turns, and gory zombie horror. Because zombies are at the center of the story, the book falls into the "Horror" category. But it's not Stephen King-style suspense horror. The horror elements – bloody severed body parts and the like – are meant to shock and disgust rather than to scare.
All in all, Braineater Jones is a fun and well-crafted bit of pulp fiction. Its goal is to entertain, and in that, it certainly succeeds. The mystery of who Braineater Jones is and how he ended up dead keeps the story moving, and between that and its concise structure, it's a very quick read.
AUTHOR INFO
Stephen Kozeniewski lives with his wife and two cats in Pennsylvania, the birthplace of the modern zombie. He was born to the soothing strains of “Boogie With Stu” even though The Who are far superior to Zep, for reasons that he doesn’t even really want to get into right now.
During his time as a Field Artillery officer he served for three years in Oklahoma and one in Iraq, where, due to what he assumes was a clerical error, he was awarded the Bronze Star. The depiction of addiction in his fiction is strongly informed by the three years he spent working at a substance abuse clinic, an experience which also ensures that he employs strict moderation when enjoying the occasional highball of Old Crow.
He is also a classically trained linguist, which sounds much more impressive than saying his bachelor’s is in German.
During his time as a Field Artillery officer he served for three years in Oklahoma and one in Iraq, where, due to what he assumes was a clerical error, he was awarded the Bronze Star. The depiction of addiction in his fiction is strongly informed by the three years he spent working at a substance abuse clinic, an experience which also ensures that he employs strict moderation when enjoying the occasional highball of Old Crow.
He is also a classically trained linguist, which sounds much more impressive than saying his bachelor’s is in German.
Click here to watch the Zigzag Timeline video interview with Stephen Kozeniewski
Saturday, March 1, 2014
REVIEW: The Ghoul Archipelago / Stephen Kozeniewski
TITLE: The Ghoul Archipelago
AUTHOR: Stephen Kozeniewski
PUBLISHER: Severed Press
AVAILABILITY: Amazon (Kindle e-book), Amazon (paperback)
GENRE
Horror - Post-apocalyptic
REVIEW
Once upon a time, there was a planet called Earth. Then, for some reason, the dead started rising again, becoming vicious, flesh-eating ghouls. Zombies. Walking dead.
Reactions range from "Hallelujah, the Second Coming of Jesus is nigh!" to "Whatever, how can I turn a profit?"And, of course, there's "Holy f***, there are ravenous corpses everywhere!"
The first of these comes from Reverend Sonntag, a religious zealot who sees the zombie apocalypse as a Biblical event. The second from Rand Bergeron, a businessman who made his fortune selling machines that whisk users into virtual reality sex dreams. And the third from pretty much everyone else.
The Ghoul Archipelago follows the mad power struggle between Sonntag, Rand, and a lunatic politician (not that Sonntag and Rand aren't lunatics as well). Caught up in all this is Captain Henk "Howling Mad" Martigan and his scrappy freighter crew. Sailing through the South Pacific, Martigan and company combat pirates, ghouls, and each other in an effort to survive.
If the above plot description sounds a bit windy, that's because the book itself is anything but another straightforward "oh no, the dead are rising" zombie novel. At first glance, it's a tale of horror that delights in shocking its audience. Look past the worm-filled eye sockets and limb-tearing scenes, and you'll see a clever sci-fi political satire.
Now, admittedly, doing so is very, very hard, especially if you're squeamish like me. I know the author (full disclosure: Kozeniewski's Braineater Jones is published by Red Adept, who's also my publisher for the Jane Colt novels), and as I was reading Ghoul, I found myself regularly Facebook messaging him to let him know just how traumatized I was. If Professor X were to listen to my thoughts as I was reading, he would have heard something like this:
"AAAAAAHHHH!!! Why, Steve, why? That's gross! Okay... just breathe... moving on... okay, that's kind of cool... WHAT THE HELL?! Steve, what's wrong with you?! *inhales* It's just a book it's just a book it's just a book... HOLY $#@*!!! Did that really just happen? There's an image I'll never get out of my head... Hey, that's interesting... whoa, WHAT! I need a drink..."
The definition of "horror" is to, well, horrify people, and Kozeniewski has a special knack for that, it seems. Just when you think you've seen it all, he thrusts another scream-inducing, lunch-losing piece of madness in your face. After I post this, I'm going to message Steve again, this time asking what I did to deserve this trauma. Steve, whatever I did, I'm sorry!
Moving on from all that...
If the fabric of Ghoul is a worm-eaten, bloodstained black sheath, Kozeniewski's unique, tongue-in-cheek writing style is the glitter sprinkled across it. Even the most violent scenes of horror aren't without their witty quips and snappy comebacks. And he bestows each of the book's many characters with sharp dialogue that rings true. This book really comes to life on the page, which could be why I required hours of cat therapy after reading it...
Ghoul is not for the faint of heart, but if you enjoy the dark and twisted, then I recommend you give this book a try.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Stephen Kozeniewski lives with his wife and two cats in Pennsylvania, the birthplace of the modern zombie. He was born to the soothing strains of “Boogie With Stu” even though The Who are far superior to Zep, for reasons that he doesn’t even really want to get into right now.
During his time as a Field Artillery officer he served for three years in Oklahoma and one in Iraq, where, due to what he assumes was a clerical error, he was awarded the Bronze Star. The depiction of addiction in his fiction is strongly informed by the three years he spent working at a substance abuse clinic, an experience which also ensures that he employs strict moderation when enjoying the occasional highball of Old Crow.
He is also a classically trained linguist, which sounds much more impressive than saying his bachelor’s is in German.
AUTHOR: Stephen Kozeniewski
PUBLISHER: Severed Press
AVAILABILITY: Amazon (Kindle e-book), Amazon (paperback)
GENRE
Horror - Post-apocalyptic
REVIEW
Once upon a time, there was a planet called Earth. Then, for some reason, the dead started rising again, becoming vicious, flesh-eating ghouls. Zombies. Walking dead.
Reactions range from "Hallelujah, the Second Coming of Jesus is nigh!" to "Whatever, how can I turn a profit?"And, of course, there's "Holy f***, there are ravenous corpses everywhere!"
The first of these comes from Reverend Sonntag, a religious zealot who sees the zombie apocalypse as a Biblical event. The second from Rand Bergeron, a businessman who made his fortune selling machines that whisk users into virtual reality sex dreams. And the third from pretty much everyone else.
The Ghoul Archipelago follows the mad power struggle between Sonntag, Rand, and a lunatic politician (not that Sonntag and Rand aren't lunatics as well). Caught up in all this is Captain Henk "Howling Mad" Martigan and his scrappy freighter crew. Sailing through the South Pacific, Martigan and company combat pirates, ghouls, and each other in an effort to survive.
If the above plot description sounds a bit windy, that's because the book itself is anything but another straightforward "oh no, the dead are rising" zombie novel. At first glance, it's a tale of horror that delights in shocking its audience. Look past the worm-filled eye sockets and limb-tearing scenes, and you'll see a clever sci-fi political satire.
Now, admittedly, doing so is very, very hard, especially if you're squeamish like me. I know the author (full disclosure: Kozeniewski's Braineater Jones is published by Red Adept, who's also my publisher for the Jane Colt novels), and as I was reading Ghoul, I found myself regularly Facebook messaging him to let him know just how traumatized I was. If Professor X were to listen to my thoughts as I was reading, he would have heard something like this:
"AAAAAAHHHH!!! Why, Steve, why? That's gross! Okay... just breathe... moving on... okay, that's kind of cool... WHAT THE HELL?! Steve, what's wrong with you?! *inhales* It's just a book it's just a book it's just a book... HOLY $#@*!!! Did that really just happen? There's an image I'll never get out of my head... Hey, that's interesting... whoa, WHAT! I need a drink..."
The definition of "horror" is to, well, horrify people, and Kozeniewski has a special knack for that, it seems. Just when you think you've seen it all, he thrusts another scream-inducing, lunch-losing piece of madness in your face. After I post this, I'm going to message Steve again, this time asking what I did to deserve this trauma. Steve, whatever I did, I'm sorry!
Moving on from all that...
If the fabric of Ghoul is a worm-eaten, bloodstained black sheath, Kozeniewski's unique, tongue-in-cheek writing style is the glitter sprinkled across it. Even the most violent scenes of horror aren't without their witty quips and snappy comebacks. And he bestows each of the book's many characters with sharp dialogue that rings true. This book really comes to life on the page, which could be why I required hours of cat therapy after reading it...
Ghoul is not for the faint of heart, but if you enjoy the dark and twisted, then I recommend you give this book a try.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Stephen Kozeniewski lives with his wife and two cats in Pennsylvania, the birthplace of the modern zombie. He was born to the soothing strains of “Boogie With Stu” even though The Who are far superior to Zep, for reasons that he doesn’t even really want to get into right now.
During his time as a Field Artillery officer he served for three years in Oklahoma and one in Iraq, where, due to what he assumes was a clerical error, he was awarded the Bronze Star. The depiction of addiction in his fiction is strongly informed by the three years he spent working at a substance abuse clinic, an experience which also ensures that he employs strict moderation when enjoying the occasional highball of Old Crow.
He is also a classically trained linguist, which sounds much more impressive than saying his bachelor’s is in German.
Thursday, December 20, 2012
REVIEW: Yorick / Vlad Vaslyn
TITLE: Yorick (novella)
AUTHOR: Vlad Vaslyn
PUBLISHER: Self-Published
AVAILABILITY: Amazon US (paperback), Amazon US (Kindle e-book), Amazon UK (paperback), Amazon UK (Kindle e-book)
APPROXIMATE LENGTH: 22,000 words
Recommended for readers seeking chilling horror stories to read in the
dark.
GENRE
Horror—Supernatural
Yorick is a creepy,
chilling novella, the kind of story you would tell in the dark on Halloween to
scare your friends.
PACE
Yorick has plenty of
suspense that keeps the plot moving forward, especially in the second half.
PERSPECTIVE
Third person omniscient. The majority
of the story is told from the third person point of view of Roberta, but every
so often the narrator shows what’s going through the minds of the other
characters.
CONTENT REVIEW
Poor old Roberta has hit rock bottom.
Her husband died years ago, she hasn’t seen her daughter in years, and she’s
even had to put down her beloved cat. Alone and miserable, she wallows in
despair and heads to a nearby riverbank. But before she can throw herself in,
she unearths a skull in the mud, a skull that speaks to her, whispering words
into her mind. Glad to once again have a companion, Roberta cherishes the
skull, whom she names Yorick, and does whatever she must to keep him happy.
Yorick is an unsettling
horror novella that chronicles Roberta’s descent into utter madness. Written
with rich, gruesome descriptions, it’s the kind of story you read to for chills
and thrills. Vaslyn tells the story mostly from Roberta’s point of view but
keeps her at arm’s length, giving the reader a sense of an omniscient narrator
with a voice of his own, a voice that’s not afraid to paint vivid images. For
instance, here is the passage in which Roberta first notices the skull: “The
river drew closer in little fits and starts, and as she neared it, she noticed
a funny little dome poking out of the grass near the shore, a pimple in a patch
of thinning hair.”
Fans of Shakespeare will no doubt
notice that Yorick was also the name of the deceased jester Hamlet speaks to in
his famed skull speech: “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of
infinite jest… Where are your gibes now?” Like Hamlet, Roberta, too, talks to
the dead and pities him for the fact that he can no longer do the things he
used to. And because she sees Yorick as her friend, Roberta will do whatever it
takes to make the unfortunate skull whole again.
Absurd as Roberta seems, one cannot
help feeling bad for her and understanding her motivations, even as she becomes
increasingly insane. Watching her spiral deeper and deeper into psychosis is
disturbing yet entertaining, somewhat reminiscent of reading the dark tales of
Edgar Allen Poe. Creepy in all the right ways, Yorick is a highly enjoyable tale of grief, loneliness, and horrifying
madness.
THE NITPICKY STUFF
There are a teeny, tiny, barely
perceptible handful of errors, so few I feel bad mentioning them.
This novella is divided into chapters, and there is a table of contents.
This book is a horror story, and so
some readers may find parts of it disturbing.
AUTHOR INFO
Vlad Vaslyn resides in Lowell, Massachusetts with his wife,
Jordana. He has an Associates Degree in Journalism from Middlesex Community
College and worked as a freelance writer for a few years before going back to
school. He is currently a member of the National Honor Society at the
University of Massachusetts, Lowell, where he studies History and English. His
favorite authors include Stephen King, John
Steinbeck, Richard Adams, William Golding, Isaac Asimov, J.R.R. Tolkien, and
Robert Jordan.
Monday, November 19, 2012
REVIEW: Red Sand / Ronan Cray
TITLE: Red Sand
AUTHOR: Ronan Cray
PUBLISHER: Self-Published
AVAILABILITY: Amazon US (paperback), Amazon US (Kindle e-book), Amazon UK (paperback), Amazon UK (Kindle e-book), Smashwords (multiple e-formats)
APPROXIMATE LENGTH: 65,800 words
Recommended
for fans of sci-fi horror and suspense, such as the TV show Lost
GENRE
Horror—Suspense/Mystery
Red
Sand is reminiscent
of the TV show Lost in that it’s
about shipwrecked survivors on a mysterious island. As in any good horror tale,
the survivors are picked off one by one. Some of the deaths are quite gruesome,
disturbing even. The story is wrapped in mysteries that are gradually revealed
as the characters discover the truths behind their unfortunate circumstances.
PACE
Red
Sand alternates
between sections detailing the characters’ backgrounds and high-intensity
horror scenes. The back story sections are written in the characters’ voices
and maintain a steady pace. The mystery surrounding the island keeps the
suspense going until the violent end.
PERSPECTIVE
Red
Sand is told
from multiple third person points of view.
CONTENT
REVIEW
The Princess Anne was just another cruise ship making its way across
the ocean, ferrying people from all walks of life, each on board for his or her
own purpose. Most are neither heroes nor villains, only ordinary human beings
with ordinary problems.
Then their ship goes down, and a
few lucky survivors are fished out of the water by inhabitants of a nearby
desert island. The inhabitants aren’t savage natives—they’re fellow Westerners,
survivors of a previous shipwreck. Having lived on the island for years,
they’ve developed a system to keep food in their bellies. The survivors of the Princess Anne are put to work fishing,
farming, and otherwise maintaining operations necessary for subsistence. But it
soon becomes clear that there’s more to the island—and its inhabitants—that
meets the eye. One by one, the Princess
Anne’s survivors vanish, picked off by both nature’s and man’s brutality.
Red
Sand is an
ensemble show. Although some characters drive the plot more than others, Cray
treats each one as if he or she is special, presenting the reader with lively
backstories told from the characters’ points of views. He wants you to know
them before he kills them. It’s a refreshing take on the genre—too many horror
writers throw people away simply to illustrate the external dangers. But even
though they are props in a bloody show, they’re nevertheless human beings, each
with a story.
Cray seems all too aware of
this. His cast isn’t made of faceless redshirts; they’re living, breathing people,
each with his or her own motivations, on the island for different reasons.
There’s Howie, the formerly henpecked widower whose wife left him a cruise
ticket—and another wife to henpeck him. And Lauren, the coupon-clipping con
artist running away to her new life. And Mason, the lonely single man seeking
adventure and companionship. Cray lets you know at the very beginning, in his
Author’s Note, that no one will come out alive.
But don’t be fooled by Cray’s
seemingly innocuous backstories. Behind the developer of sympathetic characters
lies an unapologetic sadist. The horror in Red
Sand is more than gruesome—it’s the stomach-turning stuff of nightmares,
largely thanks to Cray’s gift for description. Through vivid yet tight language,
he brings each scene to life, whether it’s painting the setting or depicting a grisly
death. For example, without spoiling too much, here's the death of poor Howie: "He thrashed his arms and legs, pushed against the sand, whipped his head in fury and terror, to no avail. Unbreakable bonds held him to the ground...It wrapped around his ribs and exerted pressure, oh so gentle pressure, until his scream tapered off into a wheezing his...The sun glinted off something near his eye. A slender tentacle slid into view, silhouetted against an azure haze. It drove in figure eights through his eye sockets."
The deaths are told from the close third perspectives of the victims, allowing a reader to feel their terror and hear their thoughts, which are often bizarrely incongruent with the circumstances. Cray’s writing also smacks of the philosophical at times, through dialogues discussing what it means to be cut off from civilization and internal ruminations on what was left behind.
The deaths are told from the close third perspectives of the victims, allowing a reader to feel their terror and hear their thoughts, which are often bizarrely incongruent with the circumstances. Cray’s writing also smacks of the philosophical at times, through dialogues discussing what it means to be cut off from civilization and internal ruminations on what was left behind.
But even knowing the characters’
inevitable fates, I found myself caught up in the story’s suspense. Mysteries
abound on the island. The motivations of the islands’ de facto colonizers, so
rational at first, soon become garbled. They maintain a rigid hierarchy,
keeping themselves behind a salt wall while the Princess Anne’s survivors are made to camp outside. What is it that
they fear? What are they hiding from the survivors? And what are they hiding
from each other? Tuk, the leader, seems so benevolent at first, but it’s soon
revealed that there’s much more to him than a determined John Smith-like
survivor.
Red
Sand is a
fairly quick read. Cray’s vibrant writing makes it easy to get lost in the
passages, whether it’s the colorfully told backstories or the intensely depicted
scenes of violence. It’s more than just a gore fest—the plot and concepts are
fascinating. All in all, a wonderfully entertaining—and sometimes
scream-inducing—story.
THE
NITPICKY STUFF
This book is very well edited.
If there were typos, I didn’t notice any.
The front section of the book
contains an illustration of the island and a list of characters with brief
descriptions.
The book is organized in eight
long chapters with section breaks.
This book is classified as
“adult” on Smashwords for good reason. Many of the character deaths are
described in gruesome, bloody detail. There is some adult language. Sex is
mentioned but not described in detail.
AUTHOR
INFO
[From the author’s Smashwords page]
When
he's not eating horse meat in Kazakhstan or sipping civet in Macau, Mr. Cray is
drinking his way through New York. His hobbies include fashion, architecture,
and pouring social opprobrium into his writing. Mr. Cray is available for dinner
party conversation before 7, weeknights.
Visit his blog, Follow him on Twitter, Like him on Facebook, or Contact him by email
RELATED: An Interview with Ronan Cray
Visit his blog, Follow him on Twitter, Like him on Facebook, or Contact him by email
RELATED: An Interview with Ronan Cray
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
SPOTLIGHT: Dropcloth Angels / Gerald Johnston
It's
rough out there for a reviewer! With all the books out there I want to
share, I don't always have time to compose a full-length review.
Therefore, I'm beginning a "spotlight" series to as a quicker way to
highlight some of the books I've read and enjoyed.
TITLE: Dropcloth Angels
AUTHOR: Gerald Johnston
PUBLISHER: Freakshine Press
AVAILABILITY: Amazon US (Kindle e-book), Amazon US (paperback), Amazon UK (Kindle e-book), Amazon UK (paperback)
APPROXIMATE LENGTH: 480 pages (paperback)
GENRE: Horror/Thriller
Zoe
isn't exactly a model citizen. She's a hooker with a drug addiction, a
bad attitude, and a penchant for talking to the imaginary Purple Monkey.
Zane is an artist. He carves ordinary women into beautifully bloody
paintings and captures it all on film. Their worlds collide when Zane
creates a gruesome masterpiece out of Zoe's angelic sister.
Gideon is a businessman. He knows how much people will pay to see a brilliant performance like that.
I was lucky enough to read the manuscript of Dropcloth Angels
before it was published. It's both a horror story about a serial killer
and a character study of two perverse and determined individuals. Zoe
counts as the good one, but she's far from being, well, good, with her
foul mouth and unrepentant ways. Zane, meanwhile, is charming and
sophisticated, the kind of villain you can't help being in awe of.
And then there's Purple Monkey. The smart-mouthed Purple Monkey is a childhood toy come to life—and a complete nightmare for Zoe. A figment of her imagination, he seems to show up whenever she least needs him and torment her.
And then there's Purple Monkey. The smart-mouthed Purple Monkey is a childhood toy come to life—and a complete nightmare for Zoe. A figment of her imagination, he seems to show up whenever she least needs him and torment her.
Johnston
drew me in from the get-go with his unique voice and knack for
suspense. He really gets into his characters heads and lets the reader
get to know them—their philosophies, their drives, their ways of
thinking. He's also not afraid to "go there" when it comes to the plot,
so if you have a weak stomach, beware. This isn't a book for the
squeamish ones. But it's certainly a book that will mesmerize you with
its twisted vision, one that is disturbing yet irresistible.
Visit the Author's Website
Visit the Author's Website
Monday, October 22, 2012
REVIEW: Dastardly Bastard / Edward Lorn
TITLE: Dastardly Bastard
AUTHOR: Edward Lorn
PUBLISHER: Red Adept Publishing
AVAILABILITY: Amazon US (paperback), Amazon US (Kindle e-book), Amazon UK (paperback), AmazonUK (Kindle e-book)
APPROXIMATE LENGTH: 242 pages
Recommended for fans psychological thrillers and chilling horror
stories
GENRE
Horror—Suspense/Paranormal
Dastardly Bastard is the suspenseful tale of a
tour group that finds the chasm they visit contains supernatural forces. Like
many horror stories, it opens with ordinary people in an ordinary situation,
and then the dangers start creeping in bit by bit, picking them off one by one.
They discover the truth behind the mysteries as they struggle to fight back,
all the while confronting disturbing memories and fearful ghosts. Familiar
territory for fans of Stephen King and other such suspense writers.
PACE
Dastardly Bastard is a fast-paced suspense story
that ends each chapter with an irresistible hook. I finished the book in two
reading sessions, with the break in the middle being only due to that pesky
thing called a day job.
PERSPECTIVE
Dastardly Bastard rotates between the close third
perspectives of each of its principle characters, allowing the reader to view
the story from many different angles. Chapter breaks indicate a change in
perspective.
CONTENT REVIEW
A photojournalist,
a bestselling author, a pair of young lovebirds, a widow and her son. These are
the people who make up the tour group bound for Waverly Chasm, led by tour
guide Jaleel. The chasm is a stunning natural formation with a quirky poem
describing the legend surrounding it: “The Dastardly Bastard of Waverly Chasm /
Does gleefully scheme of malevolent things…”
Who
this “Dastardly Bastard” is and what “malevolent things” of which he schemes
are remain a mystery for the majority of the novel. What starts out as an
ordinary hiking tour soon to horror as the supernatural begins taking over. The
group finds themselves trapped by unexplained happenings—possessions,
disappearances, paranormal phenomena—and forced to confront their most
devastating and horrible memories. What is real and what is imagined become
blurred, and the characters must confront the evil of the mysterious force
known as the Dastardly Bastard if they are to survive.
Lorn’s
talent for suspense and snappy writing style make Dastardly Bastard a difficult book to put down. Through his
descriptions and clever plotting, he creates a story that’s easy to get lost
in. Who is the Dastardly Bastard? What does he want? How can the characters,
mere mortals to his supernatural power, fight back? Why did he choose to attack
them when so many other tour groups have passed Waverly Chasm in peace?
On top
of that, each point of view character is fully developed, and so one really
cares about what becomes of them. Lorn opens his novel with an introductory
chapter for each, allowing the reader to get to know these people before
they’re thrown into the chasm’s horrors. The third person narration of each
point of view character’s chapter adjusts to reflect that particular
character’s unique traits. For instance, morbidly obese photographer Mark is
written with a tongue-in-cheek attitude that reflects the character’s attitude
toward himself. Donald, the vertically challenged author, exudes bitterness and
a witty bad attitude, shields against years of abuse. Widow Marsha, meanwhile,
is written in a forlorn and sympathetic manner.
And
then there’s Justine, who came on this tour to humor her boyfriend. From the
moment she’s introduced, one realizes that there’s something… special… about
her. She appears to be an ordinary, if someone sassy, girl. It’s soon revealed
that she has a strange connection to the supernatural. “Throwing shadows,” as
she calls it. What these shadows are and what they mean is integrally related
to the Dastardly Bastard. Meanwhile, she experiences visions of her deceased
grandmother, Nana Penance, a spunky old woman who sometimes seems to be
Justine’s guide and salvation and other times a tormentor.
Each
character comes alive on the page, and each has his or her mettle tested as he
or she faces off with the shadows of the past. In a way, Dastardly Bastard is as much a character study as a horror novel. I
couldn’t help sensing a message behind the thrills, a message about how much
the past can haunt you, consume you, if you let it fester.
Dastardly Bastard presents an interesting twist
on the horror genre, unashamed to play on its conventions and unafraid to bend
them to its own purposes. No one can come out of Waverly Chasm unscathed, if indeed
they come out at all. That includes the reader. Whether it’s because of the
chills and frights—dark specters and phenomena that shame Final Destination—or the poignant character moments in between, Dastardly Bastard is a book to remember.
THE NITPICKY
STUFF
This
book is impeccably edited, and I did not find any errors.
This
book, being a horror novel, contains a lot of scenes that some might find
disturbing—undead people, violent imagery, and the like. However, there is
nothing gratuitous about the gruesome parts.
AUTHOR INFO
[from the back of
the book]
Edward Lorn is an American horror author
presently residing somewhere in the southeast United States. He enjoys
storytelling, reading, and writing biographies in the third person.
Disclosure: Red Adept Publishing is also the publisher of my own novel, Artificial Absolutes. I bought and read this book on my own, and the above reflects only my honest opinion.
Monday, October 1, 2012
REVIEW: Smudgy in Monsterland / Paul Rasche
TITLE: Smudgy in Monsterland
AUTHOR: Paul Rasche
PUBLISHER: Self-Published
AVAILABILITY: Amazon US (Kindle e-book), Amazon UK (Kindle e-book), Lulu Marketplace (iTunes e-book), Lulu Marketplace (hardcover)
APPROXIMATE LENGTH: 382 pages (hardcover)
Recommended for fans of twisted fantasies and demonic horror.
GENRE
Fantasy—Horror/Demonic
Smudgy in Monsterland
is a twisted tale that takes place about a thousand years in the future, in
which Nazis won World War II and subsequently conquered the Earth and its
interplanetary settlements. The title refers to a cartoon series that became a
cultural phenomenon and inspired the theme park in which the story takes place.
Although it opens like a science fiction novel, it soon spirals into the domain
of the supernatural, introducing Satanic cults, demons, and witchcraft. Death
and mutilation occur with relative frequency and are treated offhandedly, with
the bloody scenes described but not in excessive detail.
PACE
This book is mostly fast-paced. A few
chapters in the opening take the time to set the scene, and there are lulls in
which time passes, but the majority of the book barrels forward at a pace that
kept me flipping the pages. By the time I got to the second half, I couldn’t
stop and finished the book in one session.
PERSPECTIVE
The majority of the book is written in
third person limited, describing the experiences and thoughts of the main
character, a 12-year-old boy named Odo. One chapter near the beginning is the
first person account of a Satanic terrorist, and there are a handful of
chapters focusing on another Satanic cult member, Gretel, written from third
person limited.
CONTENT REVIEW
12-year-old Odo Kreppler is the sole
survivor of a terrorist attack on the space habitat on which he lives. The
space habitat serves as an enormous amusement park dedicated to the cartoon
series “Smudgy in Monsterland,” a cultural phenomenon that has run for
centuries. Odo’s sole comfort in his newly orphaned state is his plush Smudgy
toy, a white rabbit missing an ear.
Sent to an orphanage near the
Monsterland park, Odo finds himself bullied by the other boys, who have formed
gangs united under the mutual goal of defeating the corrupt nuns who serve as
their guardians. After a particularly cruel boy destroys the Smudgy toy, Odo is
greeted by a real life talking rabbit claiming to be Smudgy’s brother, Sludgy.
Confused, traumatized, and tormented, Odo is blind to the absurdity of the
situation and unquestioningly does Sludgy’s bidding in hopes of not only
getting revenge on the bullies, but gaining immortality.
Throughout the book, Odo is driven
chiefly by his paralyzing fear of death. For a chance at eternal life, he is
willing to compromise his morals and even his very soul. Many of his actions,
when reflected upon after the fact, are nothing short of despicable. And yet
when caught up in his story, one cannot help sympathizing with this tortured
young boy, whose sanity is questionable. He acts out of desperation, not
malice. The eventual destruction of his innocence, with its glimpses of hope
and pits of despair, is both horrifying and fascinating to watch.
The world Rasche creates in Smudgy in Monsterland is truly unique.
The title could refer to the cartoon that so influences Odo, or it could refer
to Odo himself. The premise of the cartoon is that Smudgy, a noble rabbit, is
trapped in a world of fantastical and wicked creatures, a twisted version of Lewis
Carroll’s Wonderland. Like Alice, Odo is torn into an unfriendly and unfamiliar
world, but instead of delightful nonsense, he faces the very worst of both
humanity and the supernatural. Rasche shares Carroll’s flair for the bizarre.
The orphanage is located next to the amusement park’s largest rollercoaster,
and thus serious moments are interrupted by the screams of tourists. The
orphans assign each other random gang names, such as Blue Folder and Recommended
Method, based on the first words heard from a television channel. Personalities
are exaggerated—such as the large oaf Jep, whom Odo bribes with cakes into
doing his dirty work, and the drunken nuns. And then there’s Sludgy, the little
black bunny rabbit who serves as Odo’s personal Mephistopheles.
All this rests against the backdrop of
a twisted regime, in which the cartoon Smudgy has become next to holy, Nazi
officers chop off their ears in reverence to the character, and those convicted
as witches are burned alive annually. Smudgy
in Monsterland is the kind of book more focused on its universe than its
characters, as people other than Odo and Sludgy are left as vague sketches,
background humming to the main conversation. While some are memorable, such as
Lambchop, the bully who destroyed the Smudgy toy, and Suki, the pretty teenage
girl who helps Odo and serves as his only friend, most are merely functional.
Smudgy in Monsterland
can only be accurately described as “indefinable.” Part dystopian sci-fi, part
demonic horror, intertwined with a maniacal sense of humor. The surrounding
madness is both disturbing and mesmerizing, and the atmosphere of the book is
one that left me thinking both “what the hell is this?” and “I can’t stop
reading...”
THE NITPICKY STUFF
There are a handful of small errors
that are barely perceptible when one is caught up in the story.
Some readers may find the Satanic
themes and gruesome violence disturbing. Although the protagonist is a young
boy, this is not a children’s book.
AUTHOR INFO
Paul Rasche lives in Melbourne, Australia. He is a
cartoonist and designer as well as a writer. Contact him by email or Find him on Google+.
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